Monday, April 27, 2009

Here we go again...

I AM MOTHER JOYCE MICHELLE SHULL FROM ENGLAND A WIDOW TO LATE ANGUS SHULL. I AM 61 YEARS OLD, I AM A NEW CHRISTIAN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WOUDN'T LIVE MORE THAN THREE MONTHS. ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, AND IN ALL INDICATION REGARDS TO MEDICAL ANALYSIS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER DISEASE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE THAT NO HOPE FOR ME TO BE A LIVING PERSON . AGAIN, MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCE ANYCHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAVE ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH,TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN SOUTH AMERICA/ NORTH AMERICA, ASIA AND EUROPE ESPECIALLY CREATE SOLUTION TO PROBLEM OFLESS PREVILLAGED ONES AND ORPHANI SELECTED YOU AFTER MY SERIOUS SEARCHING, I PRAYED OVER IT, TO FIND YOU AS A GOOD CITIZEN OF YOUR COUNTRY AND EVEN AS A RELIABLE PERSON TO BE TRUSTED IN A MATTER LIKE THIS AND I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $9.2MILLION DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE, I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY AND WAS DEPOSITED BY MY LATE HUSBAND WHICH I CANNOT CLAIM AND UPON INSTRUCTION TO MY FAMILY LAWYER,BARRISTER MARK LEWIS, WHO ADVICED ME TO SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO CAN BE TRUSTED ON THE TRANSACTION WHILE HE WILL BE MAKING HIS OWN ARRANGEMENT TOO WHO WILL BE AT HELP TO CLAIM THE MONEY WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY, AS ALL DOCUMENTS RELATED WITH THE DEPOSITED MONEY, MY LAWYER WILL FILE IN AN APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASING OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME. PLEASE THE FOLLOWING DETAILS IS NEEDED FROM YOU FOR THE DOCUMENTATION BY MY LAWYER ON THE RELEASE OF THE $9.2MILLION DOLLARS WITH YOUR NAME: LASTLY,I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN RELEASED TO YOU BY THE SECURITY COMPANY, WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE EVEN THOUGH I MAY BE LATE THEN, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY AND I MADE THE PROMISE TO GOD THAT THE $9.2MILLION DOLLARS WILL BE USED TO BUILD HIS TEMPLE. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.(AMEN). YOU CAN NOW REACH MY LAWYER WITH HIS CONTACT INFO'S IMMEDIATELY AND THEN TO EXPLAIN MORE TO YOU SO AS TO CARRY ON THE TRANSACTION ON THE RELEASE OF THE DEPOSIT FUND TO YOU BY THE SECURITY COMPANY . GOD BLESS YOU. MADAM JOYCE MICHELLE SHULL------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE , REGARDING MY ABOVE MESSAGE TO YOU WHICH I AM HERETO, SENDING YOU IMMEDIATELY DUE TO I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE AND TRUST IN YOU BEFORE CONTACTING YOU IN THIS MATTER OF TRANSACTION. NOW CONTACT MY LAWYER WHILE REACHING HIM, TELL HIM THAT IT IS ME MADAM JOYCE MICHELLE SHULL , WIFE OF LATE MR. ANGUS SHULL DIRECTED YOU TO CONTACT HIM REGARDING THE TRANSACTION OF THE DEPOSIT FUND OF THE $9.2MILLION DOLLARS WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY BEING DEPOSITED BY LATE HUSBAND (MR. ANGUS SHULL )BEFORE HE WAS KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN AFGHANISTAN AND ALSO TO INHERIT THE PROPERTIES LEFT BEHIND BY HER LATE HUSBAND AS MADAM JOYCE MICHELLE SHULL IS NOW CHOOSING ME AS HER FOREIGN INHERITOR. SO, BELOW IS THE CONTACT INFO'S OF MY LAWYER FOR YOU TO REACH HIM AT ONCE. HIS NAME IS : BARRISTER MARK LEWIS HIS CONTACT CHAMBER E-MAIL ADDRESS IS : marklewischambersconsult@lawyer.com AND HIS CONTACT TELEPHONE IS : +44 702- 401- 1057 PLEASE AS SOON AS YOU HAVE REACHED HIM YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM ON PHONE IF POSSIBLE BEFORE REACHING HIM ON HIS ABOVE CONTACT E-MAIL ADDRESS BUT IF YOU ARE NOT IN GOOD POSITION TO REACH HIM ON PHONE NOW, YOU CAN AS WELL REACH HIM ON HIS CHAMBER'S CONTACT DIRECT EMAIL ADDRESS ABOVE FOR THIS MATTER . THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU. MADAM JOYCE MICHELLE SHULL

Monday, March 16, 2009

You Just Can't Write This Stuff

From: Mrs. Grace WilliamNote My Friend In The Lord Get Back Here In My Private Email

Dear my quest to locate a responsible friend and partner to bring my dreams to a reality, hence l took this bold step to contact you through this medium and i would not like you to take an offence that l am bothering you since you do not know me neither have we met before. I am Mrs. Mrs. Grace William from Jordan, I am married to Dr.William Helps who worked with Jordan embassy in Republic of Benin for nine years,before he died in the year 2003. we were both married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both involved in charity services. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which is against my principle. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $5.5 million (Five million Five hundred thousand u.s.dollars) with a Bank in Repubilc of Benin.
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Having known my condition of health I have decided to donate this fund to charity, orphanage or anindividual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
I want an individual that will use these fund-to-fund charity,orphanages and widows and to ensure that these set of people are well maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are well of and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by them. As I do not want a situation whereby this money will be used in an ungodly manner,Hence the reasons for taking this bold decision.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Republic of Benin.I will also issue you power of Attorney that will prove you as the original beneficiary of this said fund. I want you to see to the need of the less priviledged. My happiness is that I lived a fulfiled life and l dont have any regrets in life.Please note that any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another individual as I stated here in. Do get back to me to my private mail address

Best regards.Mrs. Grace William
And also attach to me in your return mail your personal details for familiarity,May the good lord bless you.

1.)______Your Full Names

2.)______Your Age/ Sex

3.)______Your Marital Status

4.)______Your Occupation

5.)______Your Mobile Numbers/Fax

6.)______Your International Passport/Working ID/Driving Lincence.

) for more details to proceed.Hoping to hear from you soonest and do notify your interest to help me assist charity..Presently, this money is still invested in this Bank in Republic of Benin. Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem.

Nice !


All white meat and dipping sauce....

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Phishing without a pole

Mrs Wilhelmina MirandyAvu 7 Rue 14 zone 3 Abidjan Cote D'ivoireWest Aferica. Beloved In Christ,Greetings in name of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs Wilhelmina Mirandy, widow to Late Mr Martins Mirandy. I am 52 years old and a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the blood (Leukaemia) According to my doctor my condition is critical and I might not survive. Although as a christian,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,but will live to declare the glory of God. My late husband and my only son were killed during the BOUAKE Crisis some years back and Our Lord Jesus Christ is my only comforter. I have the sum of Three million,five hundred thousand US Dollars (US$3.5m) The fund is presently deposited with a Security company for security reasons and all the documents concerning the consignment fund are in my custody. I inherited the money from my late husband who was an industralist and international businessman. I have prayed concerning this donation for God's guidance and if in your heart you geniunely and faithfully desire to use this fund for the propagation of God's work in any form whether for charity, ministry, evangelical work or otherwise in relation to God's work,do get in touch with me for further arrangements on how you will receive my donation.God bless you once again and as you receive,give God all the Glory. Regards and God bless you.Sis. Wilhelmina Mirandy

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Nice Try Again -

T'is the season of scammers --- I wonder how many Scotts are living in Malaysia?

LEONG HANG & ASSOCIATESSOLICITOR AND ADVOCATES,NO. 101, JALAN PUDU RAYA, TAMAN DESA RAYA,MALAYSIA
TEL: +60122473440Email:barrleonghang01@gmail.com.

I am barrister Leong Hang, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine,that shares the same last name as yours, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia . htt! p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake I can be reached on (barrleonghang01@gmail.com) for more information.My late Client has a deposit of Nineteen Million Dollars ( US$19 Million Dollars) left behind. Best regardsLEONG HANGAttorney at Law

Nice Try...

ATTN,COW MEDICINE SUPPLY PARTNERSHIP.FROM: MR DYOUNGEMAIL:dondyoung1989@cantv.netMOBILE:+225 66 54 52 44ilot 215 rue de canal cocody,15 BP 1003 Abj 15.Cote Ivoire,West Africa.
Dear Sir,
Please permit me your attention to introduce to your organization a verylucrative business. I work as a junior executive in a consultancy firm.My name is MR.DYOUNG, My boss is in business with one of the greatestbusinessmen of all time.I am talking about Alhaji Buba Kofam.Thepresident of Bubaco Farms.The owner of the biggest cattle farm in WestAfrica and The Biggest fish farmer.This is the man they call the foodbasket of Africa.His cocoa and palm tree plantations are the biggest andhis vegetable oil plants are located in the 16 West Africancountries.
Now my boss supplies this Business magnet an essential vaccineat the price of US4,900. per carton, and sometimes we supply up to 2000or 3000 cartons.Briefly,I am contacting you because my boss traveled tochina and he will be there for two month.
Now,I received a letter from the Alhaji Bubaco Farms, requesting twothousand cartons supply of the vaccine.I have called back to the BubacoFarms and informed them that my boss traveled,he will not be back soonand since they need the vaccine urgently,that I will introduce themdirectly to the Manufacturers of the vaccine from where my boss buy.
The President of the Bubaco Farms invited me to his Presence and Iconfirmed my word to him, and he promised me his confidence and to dealonly with me if I can do this.HOWEVER I TOLD HIM THAT THE MANUFACTURERSRECEIVE 70%ADVANCE PAYMENT BEFORE THEY WILL SELL THE VACCINE.I knowwhere my boss buy this vaccine in Europe. The Price of the vaccine isUS$2000. per carton.
I will need you to contact Alhaji Buba Kofam andInform him that you are the manufacturer of the vaccine and that youwill sell to him at the price of US$4,400 per carton.You will inform himto make 70% advance payment as is the Procedure.He will not hesitate tosend the money immediately.If your organization is interested to be mypartners in this transaction, please contact me immediately so that wecan discuss on how to execute this lucrative bussiness. Plase you canwrite through my pravite yahoo box above.
YOURS,MR.DYOUNG

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mayor MacChez Burger Announces....

some 1,500 jobs to be created by planting trees and fixing the Mercer Mess....read these comments....

These are not "jobs" in the true sense of the meaning. These are work projects that will last for a few months and be gone.
I'd be more impressed if he had a plan to lose 300lbs
The money has to come out of your abudantly full pockets. If your pockets are empty they plan on having you draw on your growing home equity. If...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Bailout Email from Vivian....

FORM MRS VIVIAN SAJA
Hello Dear,
I am mrs Vivian Saja.I am married to Ambassador.Mathew Saja who worked with United Nation Organisation(UN) for many years before he died.
We were married for eighteen years with a child.My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only two days. Since my husband death, I decided not to re- marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $12,500,000,00(twelve million,five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars)in a security company in Abidjan,Republic of Ivory coast in West Africa.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three weeks due to cancer sickness. Having known my condition I have decided to look for a God fearing individual that will utilize this money to the glory of God and also assure me to take care of my only child for better future.I took this decision because my only child is still young and cannot manage this fund very well and my husband relatives are not happy with my husband's wealth when he was alife and
through my prayers and the directions of God,I have discovered out that their hands are in my husband's death and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by evil people. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner,hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security company in Abidjan where my husband deposited the $12,500,000,00(twelve million,five hundred thousand united states Dollars).Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose because i do not know when i will die.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein and you will take care of my only child.
Hoping to hear from you soon./And please don't forget to contacts me through this email address (saja.vivian@)
Warm Regards, Mrs.Vivian Saja

Friday, February 6, 2009

Diatribe....

I recieved the following email message....I have directed our top-trained team to determine its exact meaning....

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ hell up there. The Germans have a new gas that you can't smell at all. The you walk on, there is not a thread you wear, that was not made as this. Colney Hatch, what is it?" "That was one good job.. "I've got cigarettes, Tom. I'll smoke 'em all up if you don't come." stone statues on their chairs of stone. Not one of them had spoken a word.. "How do you know?" asked the professor, staring. whisky-and-soda into a nervous tinkle as he talks: "There's nothing they can. streamed down both sides of his nose., "Shut up, Tom, for God's sake."!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

January 20th - The Day the Earth Stood Still...

The word is my mouth, you don't eat until I tell ya to eat, the word is in my mouth...........

Monday, January 19, 2009

The Finest View in Fremont...and I am not talking about blue-jean dressing...



The Aurora bridge where it crosses the ship canal on Highway 99 is the number two spot in the country for jumpers. So after an afternoon of comparisons - the best view of any potential jumper plus a clean bite is found at a joint on Nickerson street. In the summer - you can dine outside (with you lady friend and an adult beverage) with a totally unrestricted commanding view of any jumper - BTW, the stunning hot meat loaf sandwich is great.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Obamathon in Seattle Art...


I wonder if it has a Craftsman garage door opener....

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Just in Case....

The Greenwood Space Travel Supply Co., 8414 Greenwood Ave. N.:

For all your space-travel needs. Passers-by wonder if this is a real store. On paper, it's a legitimate, state-licensed business, selling T-shirts and fake astronaut gadgets. But it's more of a clever way to promote the nonprofit tutoring and writing center for kids, which takes place in the back of the store, or, as the staff called it, "through the atomic teleporter." Store proceeds go to the writing center.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Barry...


Quote of the day....

Again from the Seattle Times - regarding the Seattle City Council -

"Green is good; militant greenery is unnecessary."

Thanks for the clarification -

From the Seattle Times -

Dan Savage, editorial director for The Stranger, suspects the letter came from someone in the gay community who was frustrated with going to bars. If it were a hate letter from a straight person, he speculated, the letter would have used epithets and contained references to God.

"It's a gay self-hater," Savage said.