Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mayor MacChez Burger Announces....

some 1,500 jobs to be created by planting trees and fixing the Mercer Mess....read these comments....

These are not "jobs" in the true sense of the meaning. These are work projects that will last for a few months and be gone.
I'd be more impressed if he had a plan to lose 300lbs
The money has to come out of your abudantly full pockets. If your pockets are empty they plan on having you draw on your growing home equity. If...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Bailout Email from Vivian....

FORM MRS VIVIAN SAJA
Hello Dear,
I am mrs Vivian Saja.I am married to Ambassador.Mathew Saja who worked with United Nation Organisation(UN) for many years before he died.
We were married for eighteen years with a child.My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only two days. Since my husband death, I decided not to re- marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $12,500,000,00(twelve million,five hundred thousand U.S.Dollars)in a security company in Abidjan,Republic of Ivory coast in West Africa.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three weeks due to cancer sickness. Having known my condition I have decided to look for a God fearing individual that will utilize this money to the glory of God and also assure me to take care of my only child for better future.I took this decision because my only child is still young and cannot manage this fund very well and my husband relatives are not happy with my husband's wealth when he was alife and
through my prayers and the directions of God,I have discovered out that their hands are in my husband's death and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by evil people. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner,hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security company in Abidjan where my husband deposited the $12,500,000,00(twelve million,five hundred thousand united states Dollars).Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose because i do not know when i will die.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein and you will take care of my only child.
Hoping to hear from you soon./And please don't forget to contacts me through this email address (saja.vivian@)
Warm Regards, Mrs.Vivian Saja

Friday, February 6, 2009

Diatribe....

I recieved the following email message....I have directed our top-trained team to determine its exact meaning....

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ hell up there. The Germans have a new gas that you can't smell at all. The you walk on, there is not a thread you wear, that was not made as this. Colney Hatch, what is it?" "That was one good job.. "I've got cigarettes, Tom. I'll smoke 'em all up if you don't come." stone statues on their chairs of stone. Not one of them had spoken a word.. "How do you know?" asked the professor, staring. whisky-and-soda into a nervous tinkle as he talks: "There's nothing they can. streamed down both sides of his nose., "Shut up, Tom, for God's sake."!