Monday, March 16, 2009

You Just Can't Write This Stuff

From: Mrs. Grace WilliamNote My Friend In The Lord Get Back Here In My Private Email

Dear my quest to locate a responsible friend and partner to bring my dreams to a reality, hence l took this bold step to contact you through this medium and i would not like you to take an offence that l am bothering you since you do not know me neither have we met before. I am Mrs. Mrs. Grace William from Jordan, I am married to Dr.William Helps who worked with Jordan embassy in Republic of Benin for nine years,before he died in the year 2003. we were both married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both involved in charity services. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which is against my principle. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $5.5 million (Five million Five hundred thousand u.s.dollars) with a Bank in Repubilc of Benin.
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Having known my condition of health I have decided to donate this fund to charity, orphanage or anindividual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
I want an individual that will use these fund-to-fund charity,orphanages and widows and to ensure that these set of people are well maintained. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are well of and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by them. As I do not want a situation whereby this money will be used in an ungodly manner,Hence the reasons for taking this bold decision.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Republic of Benin.I will also issue you power of Attorney that will prove you as the original beneficiary of this said fund. I want you to see to the need of the less priviledged. My happiness is that I lived a fulfiled life and l dont have any regrets in life.Please note that any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another individual as I stated here in. Do get back to me to my private mail address

Best regards.Mrs. Grace William
And also attach to me in your return mail your personal details for familiarity,May the good lord bless you.

1.)______Your Full Names

2.)______Your Age/ Sex

3.)______Your Marital Status

4.)______Your Occupation

5.)______Your Mobile Numbers/Fax

6.)______Your International Passport/Working ID/Driving Lincence.

) for more details to proceed.Hoping to hear from you soonest and do notify your interest to help me assist charity..Presently, this money is still invested in this Bank in Republic of Benin. Recently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem.

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All white meat and dipping sauce....

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Phishing without a pole

Mrs Wilhelmina MirandyAvu 7 Rue 14 zone 3 Abidjan Cote D'ivoireWest Aferica. Beloved In Christ,Greetings in name of our Lord Jesus Christ. I am Mrs Wilhelmina Mirandy, widow to Late Mr Martins Mirandy. I am 52 years old and a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of the blood (Leukaemia) According to my doctor my condition is critical and I might not survive. Although as a christian,I beleive God and I know that I will not die,but will live to declare the glory of God. My late husband and my only son were killed during the BOUAKE Crisis some years back and Our Lord Jesus Christ is my only comforter. I have the sum of Three million,five hundred thousand US Dollars (US$3.5m) The fund is presently deposited with a Security company for security reasons and all the documents concerning the consignment fund are in my custody. I inherited the money from my late husband who was an industralist and international businessman. I have prayed concerning this donation for God's guidance and if in your heart you geniunely and faithfully desire to use this fund for the propagation of God's work in any form whether for charity, ministry, evangelical work or otherwise in relation to God's work,do get in touch with me for further arrangements on how you will receive my donation.God bless you once again and as you receive,give God all the Glory. Regards and God bless you.Sis. Wilhelmina Mirandy

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Nice Try Again -

T'is the season of scammers --- I wonder how many Scotts are living in Malaysia?

LEONG HANG & ASSOCIATESSOLICITOR AND ADVOCATES,NO. 101, JALAN PUDU RAYA, TAMAN DESA RAYA,MALAYSIA
TEL: +60122473440Email:barrleonghang01@gmail.com.

I am barrister Leong Hang, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine,that shares the same last name as yours, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia . htt! p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake I can be reached on (barrleonghang01@gmail.com) for more information.My late Client has a deposit of Nineteen Million Dollars ( US$19 Million Dollars) left behind. Best regardsLEONG HANGAttorney at Law

Nice Try...

ATTN,COW MEDICINE SUPPLY PARTNERSHIP.FROM: MR DYOUNGEMAIL:dondyoung1989@cantv.netMOBILE:+225 66 54 52 44ilot 215 rue de canal cocody,15 BP 1003 Abj 15.Cote Ivoire,West Africa.
Dear Sir,
Please permit me your attention to introduce to your organization a verylucrative business. I work as a junior executive in a consultancy firm.My name is MR.DYOUNG, My boss is in business with one of the greatestbusinessmen of all time.I am talking about Alhaji Buba Kofam.Thepresident of Bubaco Farms.The owner of the biggest cattle farm in WestAfrica and The Biggest fish farmer.This is the man they call the foodbasket of Africa.His cocoa and palm tree plantations are the biggest andhis vegetable oil plants are located in the 16 West Africancountries.
Now my boss supplies this Business magnet an essential vaccineat the price of US4,900. per carton, and sometimes we supply up to 2000or 3000 cartons.Briefly,I am contacting you because my boss traveled tochina and he will be there for two month.
Now,I received a letter from the Alhaji Bubaco Farms, requesting twothousand cartons supply of the vaccine.I have called back to the BubacoFarms and informed them that my boss traveled,he will not be back soonand since they need the vaccine urgently,that I will introduce themdirectly to the Manufacturers of the vaccine from where my boss buy.
The President of the Bubaco Farms invited me to his Presence and Iconfirmed my word to him, and he promised me his confidence and to dealonly with me if I can do this.HOWEVER I TOLD HIM THAT THE MANUFACTURERSRECEIVE 70%ADVANCE PAYMENT BEFORE THEY WILL SELL THE VACCINE.I knowwhere my boss buy this vaccine in Europe. The Price of the vaccine isUS$2000. per carton.
I will need you to contact Alhaji Buba Kofam andInform him that you are the manufacturer of the vaccine and that youwill sell to him at the price of US$4,400 per carton.You will inform himto make 70% advance payment as is the Procedure.He will not hesitate tosend the money immediately.If your organization is interested to be mypartners in this transaction, please contact me immediately so that wecan discuss on how to execute this lucrative bussiness. Plase you canwrite through my pravite yahoo box above.
YOURS,MR.DYOUNG